| Description | "Stages of Homo Blattodea", featuring Dale Gribble from King of The Hill turning into a 3 foot long cockroach with an egg "ootheca" sticking out of his vulva drooling green liquids. There are four instars. The first instar is just Dale with a tummy ache, he holds his tummy naked while an egg sticks out of his coochie. He is labeled "nicotine reservoir" on his cigarette, "phallomere" on his clitoris, "ovipositor valve" on his outer labia, and "ootheca" on the egg sticking out him. Instar two is slightly redder, and he is growing roach limbs and teeth while saying "I don't feel so good Nancy...". His "anal cercus" are labelled, they're the butt antennae some bugs have. Instar three is mostly roach in flight, but still 5 ft 10". His "titillator" is labelled, which is one of the four internal psuedo-penises that real cockroaches have. Finally, the imago is his final form, and he is about 3 ft long as Gregor Samsa was described in Kafka's Metamorphosis. He says "yayyy" and he's mostly just a roach with orange cap and little silver glasses smoking a cigarette. The bottom text is a copy of the first sentence of Metamorphosis "Als Dale Gribble eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheuren Ungeziefer verwandelt". |  |
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