| Description | 4 panel black and white comic. John Redcorn is holding a small weenie dog and a black and white tuxedo cat in his large arms. Dale is hunched over and asks while pointing at the dog, "nice wiener John redcorn! Can I pet it?". John turns his body away and looks back with his hair blowing in the wind. He says "Be careful. Dachshunds are highly aggressive and don't share F/O's. (author's note: F/O stands for fictional other and is otaku slang for fictional "significant others" i.e a favorite character you are in love with).
Panel 2, Dale continues to poke the weenie dog with his cigarette inbetween his fingers. The weenie dog's name tag says "maggie", and its baring its teeth. Dale says "Aw c'mon, your weenie is so small and cuu--"
Panel 3, Dale screams "GAH!" as the weenie dog bites down on his finger and makes the cigarette fly out of his fingertips. The weenie's face is extremely wrinkly and angry.
Panel 4, the weenie and cat are on the floor now looking up at off-camera John. John says "Good dog,", we can see his moccasin shoe and pants edge to show how small the weenie and cat are compared to him. The weenie dog labeled maggie looks happy. The cat labeled Shane looks sleepy. The final caption is "John Redcorn Defense and Goon Squad". |  |
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