| Description | 4 panel comic titled "Gay Animals". "The homosexual animal kingdom contains many clades. Let's examine some common ones you might see at da night club..."
First panel: Pup! Depicting 38 year old Albert Wesker backing his ass up on 25 year old Chris Redfield as seen in Resident Evil 1. Chris is smooth and unhairy and has a thinking face on. "While often seen as young and submissive, the BDSM pup subculture emphasizes playfulness regardless of age! They go well with a handler to socialize them."
Panel 2: Otter! 39 year old Wesker is backing his ass up against Chris, now age 26 as depicted in Code Veronica, with slightly more arm hair and stubble. He has one T-virus injection in his back. Lean and hairy dudes that may lean towards the "boy-next-door" can be otters. Do not confuse with tiny smooth twinks!
Panel 3: Wolf! 48 year old Wesker is backing his ass up against Chris, now age 35 as depicted in RE5, with twice as much muscle and 2 T-virus injections in his back. Chris looks red and angry now. "Wolves are on the muscular and athletic side, and known for their aggression.
Panel 4: Bear! Chris age 48 is now fully naked and extremely large and hairy, taking up the entire panel. His eyes are darkened with anger. He has 3 T-virus injections in his back. He is grabbing tiny Wesker as a cat, age 61, by the neck and choking him. Fully mature and bulked up, bears are big ol' hairy dudes with various degrees of fat and muscle. |  |
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